Let's speak English!

[LOSTaz]

Wow,it's quite funny here.

[Квас]

Alexey, thanks a lot, comrade! You know, English is not my native tongue, and I'm alway glad when I can improve it a bit. So if you ever care to correct me, I'd only be grateful.

As for my petition, now it's not only Humanistic and Wise, but also Eloquent, and I hope it can move even callous members of ZOG.

[Квас]

Wow,it's quite funny here.

Personally I don't find anything funny about massacres.

[Квас]

Алексей Гринь, I'm afraid there are quite a few spelling mistakes in your post. I hope you won't mind my corrections.

English is my naytive language. Hello. London is the capital of greate Britain. My fatother (?) is a Janitor.

But I'm not a native speaker myself, so you'd better wait for others to comment.

By the way, do you live in London?

[Aleksey]

Alexey, thanks a lot, comrade! You know, English is not my native tongue, and I'm alway glad when I can improve it a bit. So if you ever care to correct me, I'd only be grateful.

As for my petition, now it's not only Humanistic and Wise, but also Eloquent, and I hope it can move even callous members of ZOG.

Well.. it isn't my mother tongue either When I can I'll try to correct your mistakes.

But I'm not a native speaker myself, so you'd better wait for others to comment.

By the way, do you live in London?

He's a troll (remember the thread where someone posted few definitions of this word? it meant a homosexual as well So Grin fails once again.)

[Квас]

He's a troll

Is he? Such a pity. I thought he could tell something curious about the Houses of Parliament or Westminster Abbey or the Big Ben.

[Алексей Гринь]

Алексей Гринь, I'm afraid there are quite a few spelling mistakes in your post. I hope you won't mind my corrections.

I was kind of kidding, actually I know English better than anyone here including regn and iopq!

By the way, do you live in London?

A little tip: my father uses a mop.

He's a troll (remember the thread where someone posted few definitions of this word? it meant a homosexual as well So Grin fails once again.)

Remind me please

[Aleksey]

Remind me please

I don't remember the exact name of that damned thread but it won't change back your sexual orientation.

[Алексей Гринь]

but it won't change back your sexual orientation.

Well, yuo've caught me so it's time for me to come out dem Rumpelkammer: i'm bisexual! I hope daddy won't be ashamed of me...



Since the issue appears to have been solved, let's continue to practice our perfect English. You didn't question my answer: my father is a janitor and he uses a mop. Where am I from?

[Aleksey]

Where am I from?

What a stupid question How can I know?

Since the issue appears to have been solved, let's continue to practice our perfect English.

let's continue to practice our perfect English.

our perfect English.

perfect English.

perfect

MY perfect English.
Ok.

[Алексей Гринь]

our perfect English.

Цитата: Алексей Гринь от Сегодня в 23:13

perfect English.

Цитата: Алексей Гринь от Сегодня в 23:13

perfect

MY perfect English.
Ok.

English is perfect regardless of one's skills :\

Where am I from?

What a stupid question How can I know?

It's a linguistic puzzle... Pretty primitive, just look it up in the dictionary

[Квас]

I was kind of kidding

I'd say we've had a rather jocular talk. But I admit you have puzzled me with the mop of your father.

[Алексей Гринь]

But I admit you have puzzled me with the mop of your father.

You've solved it? The keyword is JANITOR

[Aleksey]

So a man can give birth to a child?

[Квас]

Well, yuo've caught me so it's time for me to come out dem Rumpelkammer: i'm bisexual!

If you're as old as the chap on your avatar, it doesn't matter any more.

[Aleksey]

English is perfect regardless of one's skills :\

Lies. English is mine. Get your own English.

[Квас]

You've solved it?

I'm afraid I'm too stupid today. 

[Алексей Гринь]

I don't know, maybe British janitors like mops as much as my father does...

If you're as old as the chap on your avatar, it doesn't matter any more.

To love all ages are subservient!..

I'm afraid I'm too stupid today.

Oh gosh http://lingvo.yandex.ru/en?st_translate=on&text=janitor&from=fx3&encyc_redir=on

[Aleksey]

The keyword is JANITOR

Jerusalem! you're a jew!
aka USA.

[Juif Eternel]

my father is a janitor and he uses a mop. Where am I from?

Maybe from a bucket with suds?

[Aleksey]

Maybe from a bucket with suds?

Jerries are not allowed to talk here. Go to Deutche thread

[Алексей Гринь]

Here comes my fellow Jew!

Jerries are not allowed to talk here

Except Norddeutschen of course (me)

[Juif Eternel]

Aha, you mean you're from der Schweiz?

[Juif Eternel]

Here comes my fellow Jew!

Don't be so happy. The Jew moves on. Bye.

[Aleksey]

The mind boggles. Bad jews.