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Offline DarkMax2

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Reply #75 on: February 14, 2020, 12:44
This WoW player calculated the size of each races' genitals for some reason
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The result is a disturbingly detailed chart listing each of World of Warcraft's races' penis size when erect. Obviously the much bulkier Tauren come in on top with an erection measuring a whopping 7.76 inches. Leggerless even provides a separate chart showing the erection size based on female characters to account for any transgender, male-to-female, or futa (don't Google that last one at work).

Of course, just mapping out the penis size isn't enough for this amateur statistician. Leggerless also used a similar process to map out the depth of each race's vagina across three states, unaroused, aroused, and—oh god why—"stretched."

Again, we find the Tauren have the deepest vaginas at 5.86 inches when aroused. Interestingly enough, a gnomish aroused vagina only measures 2.41 inches, which is just over half the length of your index finger.

While Leggerless's research likely wouldn't hold up to scientific standards, it does provide a good baseline if this was information you really needed to know. Judging by the comments, however, I think most people are just bewildered and a little scared. "Every day we stray further from the Light," writes one redditor.

Leggerless does come to an interesting conclusion, however: "Interestingly enough, if you compare the sizes of the erections to the sizes of the vaginal depths, you’ll find the average vaginal depth is actually smaller than the average erection length. guess that’s why they say bigger isn’t always better."
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Reply #76 on: October 21, 2020, 13:52
Октопусы, оказывается, ещё и вот так умеют:

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSy66K6aQ6g" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSy66K6aQ6g</a>
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Reply #77 on: October 21, 2020, 18:11
Серія відео про еволюцію у вигаданій біосфері.
  • <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egzZv8tqT_k" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egzZv8tqT_k</a>
  • <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlUR_RDtQmo" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlUR_RDtQmo</a>
  • <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDR_GinKEBU" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDR_GinKEBU</a>
  • <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnXhRWXsv-I" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnXhRWXsv-I</a>
  • <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srT39VGOLMo" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srT39VGOLMo</a>
  • <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwRYTgNE57Q" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwRYTgNE57Q</a>
  • <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr267dUraoM" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr267dUraoM</a>
  • <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efUjc3sKvVg" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efUjc3sKvVg</a>
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З моїх снів ти утечеш над ранок,
Терпка, як аґрус, солодка, як біз.
Хочу снить чорні локи сплута́ні,
Фіалкові очі, мокрі від сліз.

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Reply #78 on: October 21, 2020, 23:29
На планете с могущественной атмосферой, будут сильнейшие ветра, будут лететь камни ветки и всякое барахло, а песок может представлять угрозу, тк будет рвать организм. На такой планете будет уместен экзоскелет.
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