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Offline LOSTaz

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Reply #100 on: April 21, 2010, 17:49
Wow,it's quite funny here.

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Reply #101 on: April 21, 2010, 21:57
Alexey, thanks a lot, comrade! You know, English is not my native tongue, and I'm alway glad when I can improve it a bit. So if you ever care to correct me, I'd only be grateful. :yes:

As for my petition, now it's not only Humanistic and Wise, but also Eloquent, and I hope it can move even callous members of ZOG. ;up:
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Reply #102 on: April 21, 2010, 21:59
Wow,it's quite funny here.

Personally I don't find anything funny about massacres. :down:
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Reply #103 on: April 21, 2010, 22:05
Алексей Гринь, I'm afraid there are quite a few spelling mistakes in your post. I hope you won't mind my corrections.

English is my naytive language. Hello. London is the capital of greate Britain. My fatother (?) is a Janitor.

But I'm not a native speaker myself, so you'd better wait for others to comment.

By the way, do you live in London?
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Offline Aleksey

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Reply #104 on: April 21, 2010, 22:27
Alexey, thanks a lot, comrade! You know, English is not my native tongue, and I'm alway glad when I can improve it a bit. So if you ever care to correct me, I'd only be grateful. :yes:

As for my petition, now it's not only Humanistic and Wise, but also Eloquent, and I hope it can move even callous members of ZOG. ;up:
Well.. it isn't my mother tongue either :) When I can I'll try to correct your mistakes.
But I'm not a native speaker myself, so you'd better wait for others to comment.

By the way, do you live in London?
He's a troll (remember the thread where someone posted few definitions of this word? it meant a homosexual as well :D So Grin fails once again.)

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Reply #105 on: April 21, 2010, 22:30
He's a troll

Is he? Such a pity. I thought he could tell something curious about the Houses of Parliament or Westminster Abbey or the Big Ben.
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Offline Алексей Гринь

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Reply #106 on: April 21, 2010, 22:31
Алексей Гринь, I'm afraid there are quite a few spelling mistakes in your post. I hope you won't mind my corrections.
I was kind of kidding, actually I know English better than anyone here including regn and iopq!

By the way, do you live in London?
A little tip: my father uses a mop.

He's a troll (remember the thread where someone posted few definitions of this word? it meant a homosexual as well :D So Grin fails once again.)
Remind me please
肏! Τίς πέπορδε;

Offline Aleksey

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Reply #107 on: April 21, 2010, 22:50
Remind me please
I don't remember the exact name of that damned thread :-[ but it won't change back your sexual orientation.

Offline Алексей Гринь

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Reply #108 on: April 21, 2010, 23:13
but it won't change back your sexual orientation.
Well, yuo've caught me so it's time for me to come out dem Rumpelkammer: i'm bisexual! I hope daddy won't be ashamed of me...



Since the issue appears to have been solved, let's continue to practice our perfect English. You didn't question my answer: my father is a janitor and he uses a mop. Where am I from? ;D
肏! Τίς πέπορδε;

Offline Aleksey

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Reply #109 on: April 21, 2010, 23:15
Where am I from? ;D
What a stupid question :D How can I know?
Since the issue appears to have been solved, let's continue to practice our perfect English.
let's continue to practice our perfect English.
our perfect English.
perfect English.
perfect
MY perfect English.
Ok.

Offline Алексей Гринь

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Reply #110 on: April 21, 2010, 23:22
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our perfect English.
Цитата: Алексей Гринь от Сегодня в 23:13
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perfect English.
Цитата: Алексей Гринь от Сегодня в 23:13
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perfect
MY perfect English.
Ok.
English is perfect regardless of one's skills :\

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Where am I from? ;D
What a stupid question :D How can I know?
It's a linguistic puzzle... Pretty primitive, just look it up in the dictionary
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Reply #111 on: April 21, 2010, 23:24
I was kind of kidding

I'd say we've had a rather jocular talk. ;) But I admit you have puzzled me with the mop of your father.
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Offline Алексей Гринь

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Reply #112 on: April 21, 2010, 23:25
But I admit you have puzzled me with the mop of your father.
You've solved it? The keyword is JANITOR :)
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Offline Aleksey

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Reply #113 on: April 21, 2010, 23:27
So a man can give birth to a child? :o

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Reply #114 on: April 21, 2010, 23:29
Well, yuo've caught me so it's time for me to come out dem Rumpelkammer: i'm bisexual!

If you're as old as the chap on your avatar, it doesn't matter any more.
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Offline Aleksey

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Reply #115 on: April 21, 2010, 23:31
English is perfect regardless of one's skills :\
Lies. English is mine. Get your own English.

Offline Квас

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Reply #116 on: April 21, 2010, 23:33
You've solved it?

I'm afraid I'm too stupid today.  :-[
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Offline Алексей Гринь

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Reply #117 on: April 21, 2010, 23:34
I don't know, maybe British janitors like mops as much as my father does...

If you're as old as the chap on your avatar, it doesn't matter any more.
To love all ages are subservient!..

I'm afraid I'm too stupid today.
Oh gosh http://lingvo.yandex.ru/en?st_translate=on&text=janitor&from=fx3&encyc_redir=on
肏! Τίς πέπορδε;

Offline Aleksey

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Reply #118 on: April 21, 2010, 23:35
The keyword is JANITOR :)
Jerusalem! you're a jew!
aka USA.

Offline Juif Eternel

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Reply #119 on: April 21, 2010, 23:37
my father is a janitor and he uses a mop. Where am I from? ;D

Maybe from a bucket with suds?
Mir lebn ejbik

Offline Aleksey

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Reply #120 on: April 21, 2010, 23:38
Maybe from a bucket with suds?
Jerries are not allowed to talk here. Go to Deutche thread :(

Offline Алексей Гринь

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Reply #121 on: April 21, 2010, 23:39
Here comes my fellow Jew!

Jerries are not allowed to talk here
Except Norddeutschen of course (me)
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Offline Juif Eternel

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Reply #122 on: April 21, 2010, 23:39
Aha, you mean you're from der Schweiz?
Mir lebn ejbik

Reply #123 on: April 21, 2010, 23:41
Here comes my fellow Jew!

Don't be so happy. The Jew moves on. Bye.
Mir lebn ejbik

Offline Aleksey

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Reply #124 on: April 21, 2010, 23:41
The mind boggles. Bad jews.

 

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