Let's speak English!

[Квас]

People, English is BORING!

To whom how.

[Квас]

Konay, if you can write in French or Latin, you're welcome! Unfortunately, my German is somewhat rusty now.

[Konay]

Konay, if you can write in French or Latin, you're welcome! Unfortunately, my German is somewhat rusty now.

I wish I could. I can only speak Russian and English at a somewhat decent level. As you can see, I'm a lazy bastard

[Konay]

People, English is BORING!

To whom how.

It is very Russian to say that See, how not boring Russian is!

[Квас]

It's from a joke:

— How much clock?
— Six watch.
— Such much?
— To whom how...
— Who you?
— Who я?!
— Too MGIMO finished?
— A-a-a-ask!..

[DarkEuge]

  Never heard it before! But speaking seriously - do you know that Russian English is quite a dialect already? They call it Ruslish. For example, they say "an intercity call" instead of  "a long-distance call". 

[Квас]

Really? Where do they say so?

[DarkEuge]

In Russia, I think . But I'm afraid I made a mistake because the article where I found it is here and the phrase was "interurban call". 

[Искандер]

I found it is here and the phrase was "interurban call". 

If you means "межгород" than you/they have a mistake.
Interurban calls are something ex.g. I have here at my place.
My number is not a 44-***, but 51-44-*** instead. Also I can make calls to different towns of my rayon and to Stal too using not 496-52-***** but 52-**-*** instead.
This is interurban.

[Квас]

I think we can safely trust Искандер in what concerns all sorts of communications.

[Чайник777]

Although we may face some difficulties when we actually begin to apply his advice in practice
because as it turns out not everyone here he speaks to is able to understand his gibberish

[Искандер]

Although we may face some difficulties when we actually begin to apply his advice in practice
because as it turns out not everyone here he speaks to is able to understand his gibberish

f.o., dude!

[Квас]

We'll ask him over and over for explanations in case we need them! Never mind, Искандер.

[Чайник777]

f.o., dude!

No offense intended there, pal!

[Искандер]

No offense intended there, pal!

That's not offense, just harsh language

[Искандер]

It was in homish way, Cattley...

[Чайник777]

It was in homish way, Cattley...

Homish?  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=homish

[Искандер]

Normal British "homish", like "homey"

[iopq]

Wasily, is your english originally from school program?

Yes, it is. Is it that appreciable? Is there something wrong with my sentences??
Actually it's my major now in the university, but I have to admit that I didn't make any big progress since high-school, and this year I realized that I totally suck at oral translation and my vocabulary is really limited. I think it's mostly because I'm studying three languages at once, paying less attention to English.

[Чайник777]

Why this thread is so unpopular? Where is everyone? 

[Искандер]

I'm here, Cattley

[Karakurt]

Does English become simpler?

[Квас]

Why this thread is so unpopular? Where is everyone? 

Present!

[Demetrius]

Why this thread is so unpopular?

Because English is boring, obviously.

[Квас]

The idlers have nothing to talk about.