Strange Foreign Mistranslations into English

[zwh]

In a Belgrade elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

A doctor's office in Rome:
Specialist in women and other diseases.

In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here & spend the afternoon having a good time.

On a menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire:
If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.

In a Czech tourist agency:
Take one of our horse driven tours---we guarantee no miscarriages.

Car rental brochure in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

A temple in Bangkok:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.

In a Bangkok cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a hotel in Yugoslavia:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.

[sergik]

  Thank you! Very funny! 

[Awwal12]

In a hotel in Yugoslavia:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

Thank God it wasn't "the caressing of underwear with pleasure", as it could be in a Russian hotel...

[zwh]

Thank God it wasn't "the caressing of underwear with pleasure", as it could be in a Russian hotel...

Честно говоря, не могу догадаться, як "Ява" превратилась в "шоу"...

[sergik]

От слова "являться" - "ява". По типу "заявлять" - "заява".

[zwh]

От слова "являться" - "ява". По типу "заявлять" - "заява".

А-а, спс. Не додумался даже до такой загогулины.

[mwanamaji]

In a hotel in Yugoslavia:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

Thank God it wasn't "the caressing of underwear with pleasure", as it could be in a Russian hotel...

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