Инструкция к металлоискателю

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HI ALL, the sovereign elite, this
machine is like using a(dyson
hoover!) tip: use in fix-tone turn
(disc knob) anti-clockwise until
it cant go no further, and do the
same with (notch knob)and use
in disc mode, put (headphones
on) raise coil off the ground
about 1ft, turn volume button
(clockwise) as far as it will go,
click (sensitivity) out of auto
into manual range then turn
back anti-clockwise as far as
you can with out going back
into (auto mode) then you can
leave it set there!
(threshhold) to 12o'clock turn
back anti-clockwise until the
tone just disappears, raаther than
a (steady quite hum!) it gives
this machine better sensitivity
to smaller items and greater
depth!
PS slow your sweep down to
just below walking pace. \\
\awesome/// INLAND OR BEACH

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